Cocktail Menu

Sleepy Joe $13.0

1oz Brandy, 1oz Blue Curacao, 4oz Pineapple Juice, Angostura Bitters

Pet-Nup $13.0

1oz Zubrowka, 1oz Melon Liqueur, 2oz apple juice, 1oz lime juice

Lifestyle Clause $19.0

1oz Absinthe, 1oz Rye, Angostura Bitters

Greedy Lawyer $13.0

1oz Vodka, 1oz Crème de Menthe, 1oz Baileys, 1oz Cream

Common Law $12.0

1oz Gin, 1oz Cherry Brandy, 3oz Orange Juice and grenadine

Infidelity $10.0

1oz Jack Daniels, 1oz Triple Sec, 3oz Sour Mix, 1oz Lemon Lime Soda

No Fault Divorce $11.0

1oz Crème de Menthe, 1oz Amaretto, 3oz Lime Juice

Sugar Daddy Old Fashioned $12.0

2oz Southern Comfort, Sugar, 1oz Soda, Angostura Bitters, Orange Twist

Friends with Benefits $12.0

1oz Captain Morgan White, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice, 1oz Apricot Brandy

I’m NOT Fit to be a Husband $10.0

4oz La Trappe Tripel, 4oz Cider, 4oz German Lager

The Perfect Wife Margarita $14.0

1oz Cazadoras Silver Tequila, 1oz Patron Citronge, 0.5oz Cointreau, Lime Juice

Milk Man’s Child $13.0

1oz Crème de Cacao, 2oz Cream, 1oz Brandy, Cinnamon

Screw The Courts I Have a Prenup $13.0

1oz Tito’s Handmade Vodka, 3oz Orange Juice, 1oz Peach Schnapps

Spousal Student Loan $11.0

Sinner helles bock with a 1oz shot of your choice of bar rail, served in a qwak glass

Graduation $21.0

9oz Champagne, 3oz Pineapple Juice, 3oz Orange Juice,1oz Cherry Brandy, 1oz Grand Marnier

Sandbagger Gin Hard Lemon Lime Seltzer $9.0

50-50 Split (all served on ice)

Delirium + Lindemans Kriek $9.0

Grand Cru+ Liefmans Fruitesse $9.0

Lindemans Kriek+ Liefmans Fruitesse$9.0

Gin & Tonic (Mocktail!) $8.5

Spiritliss Hibiscus Non-Alcoholic Gin & Tonic

Prenup Mocktail $8.5

Lime juice, cranberry juice, pineapple juice & grenadine topped with orange and cherry

Did you know if you don’t get a prenup you may be left responsible for your spouse’s student loan debt!?